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S-Type1
04-16-2001, 06:50 PM
Some ideas on how to escape road blocks:
1. Report it stolen.
Next time you get blocked in at one of the fremont strips, everybody (all 350 people) should get out of their cars and run home. The next morning, report your car stolen.
2. Be prepared.
Build ramps that slope over the curbs. That way, when the cops block off the road, you can simply drive around them, over the curb and out to safety.
3. Be invisible.
Purchase vehicle camoflauge at the Army Surplus Store (it looks like a net with leaves attached) and drive to the racing hot spots. Signals can be exhanged between drivers via flashing lights, honking or revving. When the cops come, drive into the nearest bush. Make sure to kill your engine, otherwise, exhaust gases and engine noise will give away your hiding spot. Another benefit - finding other racers will be easier - simply follow the speeding bush.
4. Teamwork.
Create a diversion.. find a cop, rev, fire a pistol in the air and speed away as fast as you can... if done properly, the entire police squadron will be on your tail within minutes leaving the strips open for friends to race on.
Thats all I can think of now.. if you have any ideas, please share it with the rest of us.
NaVamous
04-16-2001, 06:58 PM
Cool ideas to avoid road blocks man, Wanna try one of those sometime?..LOL
Originally posted by S-Type1
2. Be prepared.
Build ramps that slope over the curbs. That way, when the cops block off the road, you can simply drive around them, over the curb and out to safety.
That was soooo funny. I can't believe they pulled that off. I saw the whole thing last Friday. 15 cars must have gotten through over that ghetto-ass bridge. I feel bad for the doods that got caught in the act by that motorcycle cop though.
S-Type1
04-16-2001, 07:15 PM
but i didnt think it was actually TRUE??? Heh, that story was the inspiration of this post! Anyhow.. who set that thing up? Wish i was there to see it! I heard all the cars that took off to the right got caught/jailed/impounded.. while the cars that went to the left actually made it free.
TrustGs-R
04-16-2001, 07:21 PM
HAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA!
I would post more information regarding that nite... but um... yer gona have to e-mail me for details... Let's just say I was there for three hours after the bust.
Leets
04-16-2001, 08:12 PM
Originally posted by S-Type1
Some ideas on how to escape road blocks:
4. Teamwork.
Create a diversion.. find a cop, rev, fire a pistol in the air and speed away as fast as you can... if done properly, the entire police squadron will be on your tail within minutes leaving the strips open for friends to race on.
LOL!! That's a great idea! Only, I don't wanna be the sorry bitch who has to spend the night in jail while everyone else gets perfect runs in.
haha...that ramp thing works...I had to do it at 1st street last year...I was told after we left a couple of other people did it also. we took an old door from sysco...cut down a portion of the fence...ahhhh...it was great.
ridge
04-16-2001, 08:54 PM
Get a friend, make him wear a police uniform and drive a white Crown Victoria, or Ford Tarus. When the police comes in, tell him to drive in as well and pretend to write you lots of tickets. The real cops will think that you are already being busted and will leave you alone...
hahaha.. that was just a joke, DO NOT actually do it... pretending to be a law enforcement officer is a serious offence.
Take a shit, right on yer ID Card! And smear the shit on yer plates too so they can't see the #s or Letters. Then when the cop asks for your ID, he wont take it. Then just look at him with a dumb look on yer face (not hard for Matt to do), but make sure to put a peice of the shit in yer nose first, corn kernal or bean works best. The cop will let you go for sure!
Originally posted by Dex
Take a shit, right on yer ID Card! And smear the shit on yer plates too so they can't see the #s or Letters. Then when the cop asks for your ID, he wont take it. Then just look at him with a dumb look on yer face (not hard for Matt to do), but make sure to put a peice of the shit in yer nose first, corn kernal or bean works best. The cop will let you go for sure!
dude...that's sick man.
ramp works good for n 1st...even for lowered cars.
~k.
ridge
04-16-2001, 09:29 PM
hmm.. no. The cops made me clean my Plates last time. because he couldn't read it.
iluva juicytwat
04-16-2001, 09:33 PM
ahha thats something my freinds would think of taken a shit on yer id. and shit. ushould do some jackass crap and eat as many eggs u can wen yer in line waiting then wen he ocmes u vomit all over the mofo and wen hes shocked and shit u force yerself to have diareah cause u jus drank hella laxitive and hell be forced to let you go. gotta make sure u squat in the street and pull off your pants and take the shit though.
primed chev
04-16-2001, 09:58 PM
I would pay to see someone try to pull this stuff off. ROTFL hahahaha shit on your liscence plate, puke on the cop dam to F-in funny
psrprelude
04-16-2001, 10:01 PM
I did the ramp thing on N first last year and my car fell off the boards. when I finally got over the ramp I got stuck in the mud and blew two tires.
iluva juicytwat
04-16-2001, 10:09 PM
hah new phenomonon lets all go offroading in ur lowered cars. i had to do that shit in milpitas when i went bombing and it wasnt fun i herd my bumper scrape so many times . and the comfort ohh thats the best part
Originally posted by iluva juicytwat
hah new phenomonon lets all go offroading in ur lowered cars. i had to do that shit in milpitas when i went bombing and it wasnt fun i herd my bumper scrape so many times . and the comfort ohh thats the best part
I'm down!
Originally posted by iluva juicytwat
hah new phenomonon lets all go offroading in ur lowered cars. i had to do that shit in milpitas when i went bombing and it wasnt fun i herd my bumper scrape so many times . and the comfort ohh thats the best part
haha...it worked for me at n1st...luckily...it took me and my freind forever to take down that friggin portion of the fence, because all I had was some dinky wire cutters. MY hands HELLA hurt after that.
RE:psr prelude....damn dude...two blown tires...we comed the area before we left to make sure nothin was there....you musta hit something.
wiseguy555
04-17-2001, 09:37 AM
go offroading...haha.
hmmm....you guys need lift kits now!!!
Si HaTcHBaCK
04-17-2001, 10:14 AM
YUP sure way to get out of road block is to have an SUV. I saw hella peeps climbin over hills last weekend at this one track. HAHA
all i gotta say is DONT GO TO FREMONT ...
dex.. u know i NEVER go there... anyone that goes to fremonet deserves to get blocked because ive stated a hundred times if u go there then expect to get blocked in ... DAMN WHY DOESNT ANYONE LISTEN TO ME?
jdgti
04-17-2001, 11:34 AM
The ramps can get you out of a jam in a lot of places, if all you need to do is hop a planter or two. I remember doing that out at Great America last summer, quite a few people made it out.
I had a Union City cop tell me one time they were having problems with people calling in and reporting shots heard somewhere across town from the racing areas so they could get runs in.
If you do happen to get stuck in a roadblock though, the best thing to do is just park it and walk away. If your car isn't obvious (say it only has rims or something) then you can leave it there and come back for it later. At N. First I parked my GTI over by some other cars at one of the office buildings and just left it there...wandered around and talked to some other folks, then when it was all cleared out, I drove away. Just sit on the steps of an office and act like you belong there...works every time.
That's one advantage to racing in industrial areas instead of roads in the middle of nowhere, there's plenty of places to hide. Also check and see if there would be any reason for you to be at any of the businesses in the area, or you have friends that work there. I had a friend who worked at a place right on GA, and I could park in the lot at night and had an excuse to be there. I've also got a friend who is an electrician, and they often get jobs in the area, sometimes with 24 hour keycard access...so even if it's 2:00 am he could say he was over there working on something. If you think about it enough, there's a lot of ways to stay out of trouble.
Dv5GreddyCivic
04-17-2001, 04:14 PM
jaysgotta2kgs is right, I never go there to Fremont...you know those cops are prejudice, actually one cop pulled me over, I just bought my car and he let me go, he was pretty coool, right down the street was Rosetti so I was like ****...hahaha I got away though
I wanna try that ramp Trick, Hey Marc sorry you blew two tires, thats some funny shit! hahahahah
tryin to get away and the cop knows you were, all stuck in the mud....like a ****in pig marc...like a pig
psrprelude
04-17-2001, 04:22 PM
yeah, I knew what that meant though, better rims and tires!
SVP RUNNING 10S
04-17-2001, 05:22 PM
we tried building a ramp before when they raided santa clara, but my car was to low and it got stuck on those stupid speed bumps...lol...no insurance, expired tag, modified exhaust, state reff. and trying to run away from the cops...lol doesn't wrk when ur car is low like mine...
Originally posted by S-Type1
Some ideas on how to escape road blocks:
1. Report it stolen.
Next time you get blocked in at one of the fremont strips, everybody (all 350 people) should get out of their cars and run home. The next morning, report your car stolen.
2. Be prepared.
Build ramps that slope over the curbs. That way, when the cops block off the road, you can simply drive around them, over the curb and out to safety.
3. Be invisible.
Purchase vehicle camoflauge at the Army Surplus Store (it looks like a net with leaves attached) and drive to the racing hot spots. Signals can be exhanged between drivers via flashing lights, honking or revving. When the cops come, drive into the nearest bush. Make sure to kill your engine, otherwise, exhaust gases and engine noise will give away your hiding spot. Another benefit - finding other racers will be easier - simply follow the speeding bush.
4. Teamwork.
Create a diversion.. find a cop, rev, fire a pistol in the air and speed away as fast as you can... if done properly, the entire police squadron will be on your tail within minutes leaving the strips open for friends to race on.
Thats all I can think of now.. if you have any ideas, please share it with the rest of us.
S-Type1
04-17-2001, 06:38 PM
After this Civic phenomenon is over, maybe we'll all have WRX's and EVOs.. by that time, we'll be drag racing in the dirt. What now, coppers!?
Well Mr "jdgti" you can act employed whenever you want. The rest of us will dress our cars in army camoflauge and park into the bushes like true champions. (just playin') =)
S-Type1
04-17-2001, 06:42 PM
We NEED to find a solution!! How 'bout we get our efforts together and open up that old Fremont race track? I dont think they've built houses over it yet.. its probably just been sitting there for the past 10 years...
I want to start a website.. get petitions and shiiet... serious..
OneStyle@yahoo.com
Dv5GreddyCivic
04-17-2001, 09:07 PM
Hey S-Type1 Im down, your talkin about LilFremont Right? The track across from Automall that has weeds all over it.
My pops use too drag at that track back in the day......I never knew why they closed it though
But if you gonna start one....im down...serious....one time fee of $5.00 for the night, so we can pay the city or whatever..and drag freely.....then maybe some of the newbies that are soooo scared too race because of coppers will......
project DC2
04-18-2001, 12:34 AM
if its still there then thats a good idea, shoot we can even get all of us to work together and help renovate the place, clean it up, yada yada, everyoen helps chip in to get it fixed, people who know how to do carpenting yada yada, can always help, and everyoen else can help pick up trash, weeds, help paint stuff, wiring, build things, etcc
RevOnRacerz
04-18-2001, 01:30 AM
put a box of krispy kreme right on the ground dig a whole camoflauge it and when the pigs get lured in with the bait than boom.....we all get away yea!!!!
Originally posted by RevOnRacerz
put a box of krispy kreme right on the ground dig a whole camoflauge it and when the pigs get lured in with the bait than boom.....we all get away yea!!!!
LOL!!!!
Piche582
04-18-2001, 11:42 AM
Fremont drag strip is still there, my friend was out there in his truck and was driving on it. Someone tried to get it reopened in the early 90's, but the city wouldn't grant him the permits. It'd be sweet if they actually opened it though, it's do long of a drive to Sac or Sears point.
Dv5GreddyCivic
04-18-2001, 11:51 AM
that was back in the 90's lets try too get it open now in the 2000's.....comon guys someone get this thing organized.....
iluva juicytwat
04-18-2001, 02:01 PM
im down to support that shit and if we had some kinda petition to present wecould get hella support. i dont know jackshit about wat it takes to get them to take anything into consideration and stuf. doesanyone know like how manypeople u need ofr a petition and shit and like who u gottabring that shit too. theres hella logical argumentswhy the track should be reopened and they would have a lot of logical ones why it shouldnt be but we could always come up with good things to go against there arguments. if we do getthe track there would be so much shit. any little thing bad tohapen they would be on our asses with the quickness. but werd im no business major and organizer im jus down for that idea tho. werd lets make that shit happen. this whole thing reminds me of skateparks and shit and know days they are makin em so u never know bout the track blah blah jus my 5cents.
Your Daddy
04-18-2001, 07:34 PM
Someone should post a topic in every forum on this site and all other sites pertaining to this. I'm sure if we can get everyone in the bay area to support this and pay a minimal amount per night per car ($5-$10 per night) this could happen. Or even write a few newspapers an have people sign petitions. (while at the runs just ask people to sign a petition to re-open baylands [this is the name of the freomnt track]) This would only take like 1 minute per person and I am sure in a few weeks we could have well over 750 signatures (no repeats). And at $5a night * 750 people =$3750 a night for the city. Money for the people that don't do shit, and racing for us. We would both win. Or even if we could gather a lot of people and go to a City meeting (I forgot what they are called, but it's where the mayor and everyone that's "important" meets) and bring this up, we might be able to do this.
Your Daddy
04-18-2001, 07:36 PM
Oh yeah if we don't try we definetly wont be able to do this. Worst case is they say NO, but if we keep bothering them they might get tired of us and give in.
ScHeL
04-18-2001, 11:00 PM
Originally posted by Your Daddy
Oh yeah if we don't try we definetly wont be able to do this. Worst case is they say NO, but if we keep bothering them they might get tired of us and give in.
Look in Nor Cali at this thread:
http://www.streetracing.org/boards/showthread.php?threadid=9627
ScHeL
stormy652
04-21-2001, 12:48 PM
Get a friend, make him wear a police uniform and drive a white Crown Victoria, or Ford Tarus. When the police comes in, tell him to drive in as well and pretend to write you lots of tickets. The real cops will think that you are already being busted and will leave you alone...
I've gotten out of tickets twice because of something like this!
My car is the same as the cars most Po's use (Caprice), and one time at this one industrial district when state/county/local cops came to bust us I rolled up to the roadblock and they waved me through! They must have thought I was an undercover or something.
A friend of mine has a big white Caprice, and can never get people to race him and whenever he's out riding, everyone on the road slows down 10mph. hehehehe :D
S-Type1
04-21-2001, 06:28 PM
maybe everybody should buy a caprice - 1000 caprices on the road =)
now that should distract them for a while...
lsturbo
04-21-2001, 07:23 PM
i got away the last time fremont cops did a bust...
i think SVP was the first ones to get over the ramp...
den me and my fren...(the 2 black hatches) went next..
i actually got stuck on the ditch...den a group of people pushed my car so i got over it...i thought the motorcyle cop is goin to pull me over...
after that an undercover cop blocked off the people the went over the ramp...i think the yellow ITR got pop but we just went around...
we got lucky...
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