For all those wondering what happened to Kriz...

[XbusinessX]

bwahahaha

Craig: Good luck!

Nick: j00 crazy, mang??

This should be good.

[Carolina Rebel]

Good luck, Kriz. May you live your life always 10 seconds ahead of the police.

[Moloko]

How long till we see a picture of the purple motherfucker on CNN?

[Ike]

He shoulda just rang me I would drive his ass down to mexico

[Newt5]

Bye Kriz, i'll miss you. :wtc:

[Princess Bitch]

ahah good luck with that, he should have put nick in the back instead :)

[Mikey]

He called me Im guessing after he stopped by Nick's. He said to keep my phone handy for the next few weeks, he would call soon for me to come join him...???... I dunno, but I haven't had anyone to hang out with, so I had to go to school, WTF....

I dunno, but if he becomes some drug knigpin, or crime czar in Mexico, I am so goin'!!!

BTW, Greg, I gave him your number, so he might stop by.... Don't look in the bed of the El Camino...

-M

[greg]

Cool. I'm only like 90 minutes from mexico. Plus I have some friends who have family down there who'll take care of him. Shit, he'll probably live better down there than in the US.

[Euro_rev]

This is a joke isnt it.

[Princess Bitch]

i wish it was only a joke :(

[Euro_rev]

Well if its not a joke then holy shit. Good luck I guess, i dont know him, but yea, good luck.

[HungryHippo]

hope the elco is aight

[Jaggorri]

Kriz called me this morning at about 6:15am, and it sounds like he hasn't slept since he called Nick and Mikey. His voice sounded like he'd been gargling with gravel and you could just about smell the alcohol and nicotine on his breath through the phone. He said he was close to the border and wanted to know if I knew any spanish that would help him get in with the locals. I told him I didn't, but that didn't deter him. He said he already had a contact south of the border that Greg hooked him up with, but he figured any spanish I could quickly teach him would be helpful in blending in and finding business (whatever that means). When I asked him how he was going to make it across the border with the bodies, he said he already had it taken care of. Unfortunately his explanation of what that means was lost in drunken english and nonsensical, made up words. I think everyone might want to keep an eye open for any mounds of dirt by the side of the road, in or about the San Diego area. He did mention that he attached the bloody shirt to the back of his El Camino as a warning to the rest of the NSX owners that he is not one to be ****ed with as he apparently bought another gun, but this one is a much larger caliber which he nicknamed "El Chingon".

Unfortunately the phone disconnected before I could get any more information from him. Hopefully he calls back when he's a bit more focused.

[Carolina Rebel]

I think he'll do just fine once he gets to Mexico. Mexicans like El Caminos.

[Turbolagger]

Holy crap! If this is true, this is so wack.

[Princess Bitch]

i hope he makes it across the border, next time anyone talks to me tell him to call me he has my number, im worried about him, this isnt like him at all...

[Euro_rev]

I think he'll do just fine once he gets to Mexico. Mexicans like El Caminos.

haha

[Turbolagger]

Wow, crazy story. Poor guy. Who was he?

0 posts and registered in 2000!! I'm sure the other guys can explain who he is better than me.

[ShadyDave]

0 posts and registered in 2000!!

For some reason, this is cracking me up right now.

[Princess Bitch]

why is that funny?

[ShadyDave]

It's just the irony of it all.

Don't mind me.

[Turbolagger]

Is it because I'm a noob also? :thumbup
OR
Is it because I'm stupid? :)
OR
Too many ironic reasons. :helo:

Well anyway, good luck to Kriz/Longroof. I hope Mexico treats him well.

EDIT:
Well I dont want to post whore this thread so i'll just edit my post.

To Dave: Ok then, No need to be sorry. :hug:

[ShadyDave]

No, no, it was the "clueless Canadian" title you gave yourself, coupled with the thread material at hand.

Nothing personal at all, sorry.

[Moloko]

Here is Craig in mexico after not shaving for a week.

*edited for pr0n*

[Euro_rev]

KRiz you my mother ****erman. Give me a call I'm only a little bit from the border and I'll roll down to help you out bro. Just have to Corona's and some Tequila waiting for me.

- Cudaman -

How is he supposed to read that, you know he deleted himself right?

[boo5t3d7]

How is he supposed to read that, you know he deleted himself right?

welll................ if he wanted to log in as a guest, i believe he could see it.

[greg]

My buddies just stopped by on their way back from getting him all settled in. He's doing better. He slept most of the drive into Mexico and actually ate when he got down there.

They took care of his cargo, so that's not an issue anymore. They said there's a phone in town, about a mile from where he's staying. Hopefully he'll call soon. :hs:

[Princess Bitch]

glad to hear he's doing okay

[Ike]

I was in Rosarito and I saw Craig. He got a tan, a sombrero, and some hynas. He is indeed living the good life.

[Mikey]

Goddamn futha****er called me a 5:30 ****ing AM. Goddan it I am hung over!!!!!!

Greg, I should be headed your way this weekend.. he said something about comin down there, so I am gonna go check on him. Dammit I just realized me DE is in Carson City, and I am not gonna have time to wait for the waiting period, so it looks like Ill be getting a new peice in Mexico, prollly similar to "El Chingon". Either way, gimme a call on your lunch Greg, and I should know when Ill be leaving to head your way.. Its prolly gonna be an all niter.....

-M

[ShadyDave]

Mikey, you gotta name yours "La Chingada;" he's got "El Chingon" all locked down.

[Princess Bitch]

wtf you cant go to mexico, how do i know your coming back? i dont like this at all... i want to go...im calling craig **** this shit im going...

[Mikey]

Mikey, you gotta name yours "La Chingada;" he's got "El Chingon" all locked down.

I said it was gonna be similar, not named the same, ass!

-M

[k.]

i'll see ya'll in tj next week. HOLLA!

~k.

[Mikey]

i'll see ya'll in tj next week. HOLLA!

~k.

For real? Sicker!

-M

[greg]

SRO party Rosarito!!!!

[Euro_rev]

Here we go again spreading misinformation. He did not delete himself. Do some homework on what happened a few days ago.

well whether he deleted himself or not, he is still deleted.

[Mikey]

It was retaliation from the powers that be, 'cuase he went apeshit on the admins the other nite and banned 'em all.

-M

[Princess Bitch]

im gonna book a flight to LAX and go down there, if you need me to book a ticket PM me and we'll make arrangements. I have a friend who is staying in el centro right now who is more than willing to give us a lift wherever need be....let me know asap.

[Kauo HeiHei]

PM Sent. I've never met this Kriz person, but after this I want to congratulate him in person.

[greg]

Jenn, If you guys fly into ONT, I can pick you up..its a lot closer than LAX.

[k.]

its closer to you. hahah

yeah tj next week mikey!

~k.

[Princess Bitch]

i'll see what flights are open greg and let you know which airport we'll fly into...