This is very very sad....

[Vtec_INSIDE]

OK, I've been seeing alot of people make fun of ClubSI for a while now, so I figured, what the hell, I'll check out the boards... I could use a laugh.

Well here is the quote that caused me to immediately break out and leave the site... too funny..

"a Civic Si has over 1,000 lb-ft of torque to the wheels in first gear."

Now if there is some kind of.... well anything that I am missing here.. I am sorry and apologize immediately..

The sad thing is that not a single person contradicted this..

I read this after finishing my 11th kill story in which a stock SI destroyed a GSR by 7 car lengths..... sad so very very sad...

[ridge]

Did you see that "Mother of Import Show" on speedvision (probably got the name wrong)... but anyways, they were interviewing the CLubSi, and they were showing a big row of civic Si with their owners in front of them. The funny thing was they were all making the exact same post! They ALL stood up straight in front of the car and with their hands infolded in their armpits and their feet sightly spreaded out. Sorry guys, but I really found it funny.

[Vtec_INSIDE]

So bored in fact that I went back to the boards. Did you know that a Gutted SI with NO other mods can "destroy" a Cobra R??? Well neither did I, but apparently it's true... Where do these people come from??


Quite amusing though..

[Dreamspeed]

club si are you talking about http://www.clubsi.com? whats the web address to this site you are talking about

[Vtec_INSIDE]

yeah that's it. If your part of it I'm sorry... I'm not makeing fun of everyone on that site...... just the insanely large amount of bullshitters and riceboys...

This is almost too fun

[Vtec_INSIDE]

Check out this intelligent guy, his nick is B16dopeSI

"fuck da DUMBestics yo...they all pieces of shit yo...my Si wwif da B16 is da dopest"

He's not joking..... :(

[CoNFuSioUs2002]

Originally posted by ridge
Did you see that "Mother of Import Show" on speedvision (probably got the name wrong)... but anyways, they were interviewing the CLubSi, and they were showing a big row of civic Si with their owners in front of them. The funny thing was they were all making the exact same post! They ALL stood up straight in front of the car and with their hands infolded in their armpits and their feet sightly spreaded out. Sorry guys, but I really found it funny. The host also called them accord si's

[Dreamspeed]

huh? well i'm not from the site and i hate ricers who give honda a bad name notice i say the ricers who give honda a bad name and not all ricers! is this the site where the entrance is like a cartoon? cause when i was there i don't remember reading all this stuff you guys are talking about? oh well i guess i'll go back and check

[joshua.y]

Originally posted by Vtec_INSIDE
OK, I've been seeing alot of people make fun of ClubSI for a while now, so I figured, what the hell, I'll check out the boards... I could use a laugh.

Well here is the quote that caused me to immediately break out and leave the site... too funny..

"a Civic Si has over 1,000 lb-ft of torque to the wheels in first gear."

Now if there is some kind of.... well anything that I am missing here.. I am sorry and apologize immediately..


engine torque*first gear ratio*axle ratio*.90(driveline power loss)

( civic si example...90*3.3*3.9*.9=1042.7 torque)
( bb chevy example...450*2.52*4.11*.9=4194.6 torque

[Vtec_INSIDE]

Originally posted by joshua.y


engine torque*first gear ratio*axle ratio*.90(driveline power loss)

( civic si example...90*3.3*3.9*.9=1042.7 torque)
( bb chevy example...450*2.52*4.11*.9=4194.6 torque


Like I said, I'm sorry. Guess I took this guy out of context..... but that still doesn't change the fact that this has to be one of the most amusing forums I've been to!

Thanks for the heads up Joshua!

[DK]

Originally posted by ridge
Did you see that "Mother of Import Show" on speedvision (probably got the name wrong)... but anyways, they were interviewing the CLubSi, and they were showing a big row of civic Si with their owners in front of them. The funny thing was they were all making the exact same post! They ALL stood up straight in front of the car and with their hands infolded in their armpits and their feet sightly spreaded out. Sorry guys, but I really found it funny.

That's because they were all about to all turn 90 degrees to their left, drop their pants, and run train on each other.

[joshua.y]

Originally posted by Vtec_INSIDE
[
Like I said, I'm sorry. Guess I took this guy out of context..... but that still doesn't change the fact that this has to be one of the most amusing forums I've been to!

Thanks for the heads up Joshua!

yeah...I think your right!

[Turboed_2]

I went to register on club si last summer. I guess they must have lost my application to join, cause I'm still not in. I dont care much anymore. I guess they dont want me starting anything, but isn't that the whole point behind that board?

[k.]

Originally posted by DK
[BThat's because they were all about to all turn 90 degrees to their left, drop their pants, and run train on each other. [/B]

ROFL..i'm so glad i didnt buy an si.

~k.

[Nick]

Originally posted by DK
That's because they were all about to all turn 90 degrees to their left, drop their pants, and run train on each other.

isnt our imagination running wild???

Anyone here ever read Freud??? I wonder what he would have to say about this little imaginative scenario...hmmmm

hahaha...j/p...i thought it was funny!

Peace:D

[shiftgear79]

clubsi is a bunch of ricers who talk alot of shit.

like this one fool he said he has a 1991 crxsi with i/h/e and he beat a fucken firebird ws6 to 60. im like wtf you are full of shit. hes like no im not. i said come to livermore and race my stock saturn and the ***** backed down. i was like you fucken idiot

[Silvia S14]

I tried to join, but they rejected me for some stupid reason. ;) :D

[SE-Rage]

Originally posted by SLO2ndGenIntegra
Originally posted by DK
That's because they were all about to all turn 90 degrees to their left, drop their pants, and run train on each other.

isnt our imagination running wild???

Anyone here ever read Freud??? I wonder what he would have to say about this little imaginative scenario...hmmmm

hahaha...j/p...i thought it was funny!

Peace:D

Hahaha! Although sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.

[sac racer]

o shit. DK had me rollin on the ground (literally). thats the funniest remark ive ever seen on this board!!. hahahahahaahahah. peace. -sac racer

[Nick]

Originally posted by shiftgear79
like this one fool he said he has a 1991 crxsi with i/h/e and he beat a fucken firebird ws6 to 60. im like wtf you are full of shit.

Im not saying all Hondas are the shit, but some of those CRXs are damn fast, becuase they are soooooo light....dont underestimate them...Im sure he was full of this though...

Peace:D

[OUTKASTxEZ]

Where's Club Si from anyways? Is that a "TEAM" or a club such as hondaclub.com?

[neonflyer99]

dude, read this fuckin kill story......this is was too funny to let go.......So anyway...after work last night I'm out cruisin an stuff with the local homeboys. My friend with the Supercharged Chysler Lebaron, my friend with the 20PSI ITR, and me were cruising down main street an stuff. Anyhow... We are just cruising, mind our own business, peeling out around corners next to school children and whatnot when I see this Crapvette driving down the street. I think he must have realized how fast I was because I got next to him and started making my blow off thing sneeze at him. He is some old fart that probably has a penis problem or something, and thinks that Hondas aren't the end all performance vehicle like we all know they are. He looks at me and points to his grand daughter sitting in the baby chair next to him. He rows down huis window to tell me he would be glad to hand me my ass with the 100 shot of NOS he is running, but he doesn't want to scare his little grand daughter. I'm like "F#%$^ you old man, your just a puss. Race me or I'm gonna ram you!" I start sweerving in the lane to scare him into thinking I really will ram him, then my friend in the Supercharged Lebaron pulls behind him to make it to where he can't just hit the brakes. Then I say, you better take off or I'm gonna ram you into the sidewalk! I reaches down next to his shifter and goes, "you little F#%$^ing punk!" and starts saying all kinds of weak shiznit and shit. I turn the TecII on high boost and get ready to whoop up on his over priced punk ass. I swerve one more time to scare him and he takes off. We WERE going around 15MPH and when he nailed it, I didn't notice, but he had Drag radials on the back. I swear, the front end lifted up a couple inches for real!! I was like WHAT THE F@^%?!?! Luckily I had my Nittos on the front on my 19 inch rims, and get plenty of wheelslip to get moving. When his front lands I am right next to him... We start going REAL fast, and I go into 2nd, then I hear him shift, and the back end spins out like CRAZY man. THis thing must be eating mad gas I'm thinking all the while I'm getting 35 Miles to the gallon. Poor sucker!! Anyhow, he almost hits me with his rear end as it spins sideways. I'm like, man this is crazy, he is dangerous!! Someone could get hurt. Anyhow, we keep going, I'm in 3rd now, and the car starts working good. I start gaining slowly on this fool. My friends inthe Lebaron, and Turbo ITR are right behind us. I can hear the mighty roar of the Lebarons engine as it accelerates hehind us. Al of a sudden I see my homies disappear, then see flashing lights. Screw all that stuff...I'll just out run them!! The Guy in the C5 must have thought the same because he just took off next to me. We started to go past 100, and then I think THe guy in the C5 realized his lane was going to end. He wanted over real bad cause he started hollwring at me. My friend in the passenger seat said he saw the guys grand daughter crying in fear as things got faster. All of a suddent the lane ended. The C5 went onto the sidewalk and started spinning violently. I thought I seen it his a telephone pole on the passenger side a t 110mph, but I'm not too sure ya know cause I was worried about my own butt, so I had to drive crazy fast to get away from those asshole cops that want to spoil my fun. One of the pigs stopped to see what happened to the guy and his daughter, the other two by now start following me. I think, dman man, and keep accerating, I see an on ramp for the highway, and go onto at 105MPH. I don't think the cops had good 19 inch rims like I had because they both tried to take it that fast and just went striaght and flipped in the grass after it. It was kind of cool looking for real.
So I got away. AND I snoked a C5 vette on a 100 shot of NOS.

Later on that Night I seen on the news that the guy got hurt in the accident. Oh well, he shouldn't have tried to mess with the mad skillz of a Honda and its chariot driver! If he hadn't begged me to race him, this wouldn't even have happened for real. Obviously, its not my fault.... I didn't even want to race in this rural area anyway. THe speed limits are 25Mph for christ sake! I guess you play then you pay.
..........see what i mean?

[Ren-Tech]

Originally posted by neonflyer99
He is some old fart that probably has a penis problem or something, and thinks that Hondas aren't the end all performance vehicle like we all know they are.

OMFG! LOL! oh man, thats a pretty good laugh (no offense to u honda owners here).

that story was damn funny but actually pissed me off more the more i read it.

i'm too lazy to pick apart everything wrong with this story, so to make a long story short i think that this guys needs: TO HAVE HIS NUTS CHOPPED OFF AND FED TO HIM, DICK CUT OFF AND PUT UP HIS OWN ASS, AND THEN GIVEN A MILLION PAPER CUTS AND HAVE LEMON JUICE OR SOMETHIN' POURED ON HIM......i'm bored its rainin, what do u expect?

*sighs* seeing this just reinforced my thought of the world coming to an end very soon, that and altezza's not on altezza's.

[Vtec_INSIDE]

I read that story this afternoon, but figured he MUST have been joking around trying to start some shit, so I left it alone.

Personally I think the guys isn't a riceboy, he's just makeing fun of all the others on that board.... just my 0.02

[Ren-Tech]

its obvious the guy was joking, it just scares me to think someone can type this and be serious, lol.

if i ever read another story like that and he was serious, "may god stike you with lighting in your sack, so as not to spread this evil ricer seed" ,lol.

keep some of these kill stories comin' though i think speedmagazine.com stories are funnier its a good laugh, peace


oh, anyone ever read those? http://www.speedmagazine.com ?


[Edited by NME #1 on 04-11-2001 at 10:38 PM]