JoeyGST
07-13-2003, 12:33 PM
Whatup ya'll!!
I'm just lettin' ya'll know that I'm startin' up a new gang called Team Hype-R. We will rule tha streetz f0 sh0!
Requirements to join for ALL-GO Division:
Must own an Acura Integra Type-R. If it's a real Type-R that's a plus, but we'll accept fake ones too. If it's fake, you gotta make sure you have all the proper "Type-R" stickers and a giant "Type-R" banner across the windshield (just to make sure people know what you're ridin' wit!)
Exterior:
Your Type-R must be slammed, sitting on blacked out dubs. Black spray-painted rims are acceptable. Your tires have to be either Kumho's or Falken's, and your springs must be custom chopped so that you bounce off of the bumpstops on the highway. You must have clear corners, comeon' get with the program, everyone's got 'em. And you must have midnight black tinted windows all around (mirror tint a plus!). Carbon-fiber hood is a must, and if you have primered, missmatched bodyparts, that's a plus. Your emblems need to be either removed to save weight, or you need to put those ultra cool Jay-Dee-Um "H" emblems for Honda, because in Japan there is no Acura, duh. However, upsidedown "A" emblems are acceptable as well.
Interior:
Your interior must be completely stripped out. Yes, Timmy, even the floor mats have to go, gotta save them precious ounces of weight. No back seats and for the love of god, no passenger seat. Remember: You're a solo racer, the lone gunman, you don't need to have seats to occupy friends. Get rid of all that carpeting and sound deadening material in the back too, take out the rear speakers to save weight. But leave the front speakers and the radio!! Because you need to be blasting ultra cool ANIME racing music while you race!!
Driver:
You need to show up wearing light clothes, for example, a wife-beater and gym pants. Sandals will help save precious weight too, hell, if you should just race naked, that's a major bonus. However, if you must, you may wear alligator boots, pinky rangs and a big bomber jacket to impress the ladiez out at tha RUNZ, cuz you know how good of a ratio it iz (95% guys, 5% ladiez). But dayamn, that 5% needs to be accomodated, f00!
Requirements for ALL-SHOW division:
Any car with "Type-R" stickers plastered all over the windows, body and mirrors.
HOLLA if you think you can qualify!!
I'm just lettin' ya'll know that I'm startin' up a new gang called Team Hype-R. We will rule tha streetz f0 sh0!
Requirements to join for ALL-GO Division:
Must own an Acura Integra Type-R. If it's a real Type-R that's a plus, but we'll accept fake ones too. If it's fake, you gotta make sure you have all the proper "Type-R" stickers and a giant "Type-R" banner across the windshield (just to make sure people know what you're ridin' wit!)
Exterior:
Your Type-R must be slammed, sitting on blacked out dubs. Black spray-painted rims are acceptable. Your tires have to be either Kumho's or Falken's, and your springs must be custom chopped so that you bounce off of the bumpstops on the highway. You must have clear corners, comeon' get with the program, everyone's got 'em. And you must have midnight black tinted windows all around (mirror tint a plus!). Carbon-fiber hood is a must, and if you have primered, missmatched bodyparts, that's a plus. Your emblems need to be either removed to save weight, or you need to put those ultra cool Jay-Dee-Um "H" emblems for Honda, because in Japan there is no Acura, duh. However, upsidedown "A" emblems are acceptable as well.
Interior:
Your interior must be completely stripped out. Yes, Timmy, even the floor mats have to go, gotta save them precious ounces of weight. No back seats and for the love of god, no passenger seat. Remember: You're a solo racer, the lone gunman, you don't need to have seats to occupy friends. Get rid of all that carpeting and sound deadening material in the back too, take out the rear speakers to save weight. But leave the front speakers and the radio!! Because you need to be blasting ultra cool ANIME racing music while you race!!
Driver:
You need to show up wearing light clothes, for example, a wife-beater and gym pants. Sandals will help save precious weight too, hell, if you should just race naked, that's a major bonus. However, if you must, you may wear alligator boots, pinky rangs and a big bomber jacket to impress the ladiez out at tha RUNZ, cuz you know how good of a ratio it iz (95% guys, 5% ladiez). But dayamn, that 5% needs to be accomodated, f00!
Requirements for ALL-SHOW division:
Any car with "Type-R" stickers plastered all over the windows, body and mirrors.
HOLLA if you think you can qualify!!