StockSpyder
03-12-2001, 04:23 PM
I leave work early today cuz its a nice day out and I wanna cruise home and get ready for dinner.. Im giving a friend a ride home, so I hop in my car, put the top down.. plug my datalogger in (I've still got some timing gremlins hiding somewhere), and drive home, recording the whole way.. On the way home, at the stop light pulls up a brand new silver Boxter S with no plates.. Old guy sitting there with driving gloves on and big Top Gun type sunglasses. He looks at me and shakes his head.. Im just like "whatever.. just cuz you overspent for that bucket of shit dont be mad at me" light turns green and he takes off!! wtf.. whatever.. I drive normally not wanting another ticket since Im pushing it now.. and luck has it we stop at the next light.. I grin as I look over and he turns to me and says "All you young punks are the same, cars have more bark than bite" My friend says "wtf is his problem?" Im like "oh really? well I'll give you a car head start this time" he smiles a ****y grin at this.. so do I.
Light turns green again.. he takes off.. I let him across the intersection before I take off after him.. My external blaring I catch him in the middle of second!! I dont even have traction yet!! haha Im laughing to myself as I give him my external blare and put 2 cars on him, start to brake, wait till his front bumper catches up with mine, then I put 2 more cars on him, brake, when he catches up the next time, I put at least 10 cars on him and dont let up until I think hes got the point.. I slow back down and start to cruise again.. make a left and totally forget about this guy.. wouldnt you know it.. the guy FLIES by me.. I was going 40 he MUST have been doing at least 100!! "Old man river did a flyby!! holy crap!" the light in front of him turns yellow.. He STANDS on the brakes.. I guess he wants to tell me something.. I pull up, and look over at him.. he flips me off!!! WTF?? I say to him "Hey dont get mad becuase your 70 thousand dollar hooptie got spanked" He tells me to fuck off and go back to china!! ROFLMAO!! okay fucker.. I grab my safc and turn my injectors up to +50 at idle.. the car starts to SERIOUSLY sputter and the idle turns lumpy as crap.. hahah.. this is going to rule I think to myself.. light turns green I jump out in front of him.. hes not interested in racing anymore.. I get in front of him.. and take my car out of gear, and rev it to redline.. I look in my rearview and IMMEDIATELY theres a HUGE plume of black gas coming out of my car onto his hood!! and his top is down!! ROFL!! haha!! He starts to slow down, I brake to match his speed and give him another gas wash, all over his hood and all into his cabin! he gets the hint and turns right into a taco bell parking lot.. My friend and I start BUSTING up laughing.. haha what a dumbass.. I turn my fuel back to normal settings and drop my friend off and go home..
Light turns green again.. he takes off.. I let him across the intersection before I take off after him.. My external blaring I catch him in the middle of second!! I dont even have traction yet!! haha Im laughing to myself as I give him my external blare and put 2 cars on him, start to brake, wait till his front bumper catches up with mine, then I put 2 more cars on him, brake, when he catches up the next time, I put at least 10 cars on him and dont let up until I think hes got the point.. I slow back down and start to cruise again.. make a left and totally forget about this guy.. wouldnt you know it.. the guy FLIES by me.. I was going 40 he MUST have been doing at least 100!! "Old man river did a flyby!! holy crap!" the light in front of him turns yellow.. He STANDS on the brakes.. I guess he wants to tell me something.. I pull up, and look over at him.. he flips me off!!! WTF?? I say to him "Hey dont get mad becuase your 70 thousand dollar hooptie got spanked" He tells me to fuck off and go back to china!! ROFLMAO!! okay fucker.. I grab my safc and turn my injectors up to +50 at idle.. the car starts to SERIOUSLY sputter and the idle turns lumpy as crap.. hahah.. this is going to rule I think to myself.. light turns green I jump out in front of him.. hes not interested in racing anymore.. I get in front of him.. and take my car out of gear, and rev it to redline.. I look in my rearview and IMMEDIATELY theres a HUGE plume of black gas coming out of my car onto his hood!! and his top is down!! ROFL!! haha!! He starts to slow down, I brake to match his speed and give him another gas wash, all over his hood and all into his cabin! he gets the hint and turns right into a taco bell parking lot.. My friend and I start BUSTING up laughing.. haha what a dumbass.. I turn my fuel back to normal settings and drop my friend off and go home..