beatdown

[JERMS]

http://home.covad.net/~nando415/dobie-fight-okemos-steve-cobb-kid-gets-ass-beat.wmv

[Mr. Bater]

HAHAHAHAA! That shit was tooo fuckin funny

That kid tried to act all hard and kot his ass BEAT! "You wanna call me a *****?" What the hell kind of punch was that. That motherfucker punched so slow its not even funny. What a tool.

[Ike]

Well the black dude was right if he did call him a ***** :) That fool that got his ass kicked was stupid, he just tangled himself up and got his ass beat.

[knives]

that's fuckin rad.
the white dude is sooo lame.. hahaa
he pulled back like a wuss, even an old lady would have seen that punch coming.

[datsun510dude]

God damn that black dood kicked his ass!!!! Thats a reason why kids bring guns to skool. If that happened to me....i would be tempted. :eek:

[Harvey]

Holy shit, he got his ass completly beat. Sucks for him. I wanna see the end of the video though there were gonna blow up a apple!

[frisco-junglist]

garbage, dude was a *****, and stupid...dont fight with a fucking hoody on ever, strip down to bare minimum(sp?). thats why i fight naked

[XbusinessX]

it doesnt look like either of them can fight worth a damn..but that white kid got his ass beat.

[NiSMo_DReaMZseR]

thats the best beatdown video ever!!!!!!!!!! :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:

[EskimoBob]

anyone know how to run .wmv files on linux???:confused:

[KetchupPopsicle]

haha he got handled, but WHAT HAPPENS TO THE APPLE?!?!?!

[707nismo]

someone got OWN3D!:haha:

[krazy_racer]

that kick at the end was sooo fuken funny

it put the icing on the cake

[LOSTCAUSE]

he used the shirt over the head.
i love that shit

and neither one can fight worth a shit. any good street fight lasts less than 10 seconds

[ShadyMilkman]

damn... fuckin white kid talkin shit in a group full of black guys what did he think was gonna happen...

Lostcause is right, if you know how to fight/hit right you can end it quick.

Tip: If you're gonna get into a fight, like a serious one, hit first.

When you throw the first one, don't hook around like that kid did, go straight out; you can't see it and they go faster.

Aim for the nose or chin. If nose, swing at an up angle; if you do it right, you'll break his nose; fight over. If chin, hit 'em from the side; if done right you break his jaw; fight over.

If they're standin in front of you in that fighting, sideways stance, kick his shin below the knee or right above the foot and do it hard. Breaking his leg or ancle will stop shit pretty quickly.

In the end, get the first punch and make it count, if you stop it right away; if you hit him hard enough to put him down no one else is going to fuck with you either.

[TRDpower86]

hmmm, the white kid didn't look like he was bleeding very much or at all. I'd say that the black guy hit the white guy a lot on the side of the head and barely hit him in the face. If you look closely, a lot of the hits were either misses or with his forearms. If we have to give the white guy any kind of credit, he did a good job closing the distance between himself and the attacker for a short time anyways. All those hits and the white boy is not even dazed or disoriented, just stunned. The black guy should have calmed down and punched that white guy slowly but with concentrated blows. The guy could even stand after all that crap....well momentarily anyways.

But I have a question for you guys, in a street fight, which one of you feel that it is wrong to fight a little bit dirty? ie: kick in the nards, punch in the throat, gouge of the eyes, throw sand or dirt in his face, kick while he is down...etc.

All I have to say about kicking the guy in the groin, is that it's a common tactic in a lot of martial arts so....anything goes right? Like somebody else had already stated, any good fight lasts less than ten seconds, so fighting dirty would do just that right?

While we're on the subject of fights, does anybody have any fights that they have seen or have participated in that are hilarious or better yet, any movies that you'd like to share?

I'll share a funny one, two white kids i saw fight in middle school. One was basicallly grabbing the other guys balls and screaming for dear life as the other kid was headlocking him. Just a lot of screaming, red faces, and tears from the eyes. hahahha!

[Mr. Bater]

The first rule of fighting is there are no rules. The second rule of fighting is win.

There is no such thing as fighting dirty cuz in the end the only thing that matters is who walks away from the fight by themself and who gets carried away.

[Lithium]

Originally posted by White_SSP
The first rule of fighting is there are no rules. The second rule of fighting is win.

There is no such thing as fighting dirty cuz in the end the only thing that matters is who walks away from the fight by themself and who gets carried away. True, if I had to I'd fight dirty... I'd pull hair, bite, do groin stuff if it was like a life or death fight... if it's just pride on the line I'd rather walk away ass kicked than to fight dirty and claim victory...

as for your 2nd question, I've only been in 3 fights.. and one of them lasted 2 seconds.. that's the best fight I've been in... this kid was jumpin around tryin to act like a boxer or something and was standin sideways with his left foot forward ( I had mine forward too.. ) he jumped in the air to switch to his right foot forward and I kicked the back of his right knee when he landed... I planted my left foot when he was off balance and drove a right through his nose.. he was out... funniest thing I ever saw cause he was talkin so much shit when he was jumpin around like a idiot

[swamp foXXX]

Friday night I went out to a skating rink in another city not too far away...that city and ours is always at odds with each other, both of the 'crips' in each don't like each other very much....so Im out there friday night with a couple of my boys...we're sitting ona little mushroom shaped thing...and this little kid about 5'1" comes over to my friend Kyle who is about my height, so hes like 6'1" and slightly more built then myself...so the kid smacks Kyle's GF's ass....so now Im kinda pissed and walk to Kyle side...so the little guys goes 'what cha think of that bitch?' now this kid is wearing hmmmm all blue...and flaggin. So a certain amount of caution is taken but kyle pushes the dude, the little guy trips onto the skating floor. He gets up and runs to more guys in blue...so pretty soon its about 5 people from my city/school and like 8 guys in blue...most're pretty small...but they just talk bullshit for like 7 minutes and one of the skateguards comes over (also...from my school) and breaks us up...while hes skating away he yells "if cha skuuuured...say cha skuuuured" and all the other guys (in blue) start shaking their heads and such. I've seen most of my friends fight before and know we coulda taken those guys as long as no weapons were used... But I hate white little thug wanna-bes...beating their ass is the most fun...

As far as myself I've been in prolly close to 30 fights. I moved into the most redneck infested city in the good ol' USA from Brooklyn, NY...needless to say females loved my Italianess and rednecks hated my guts because my house doesn't move on wheels...so my freshman year I faught...alot juust for people talking shit...I earned myself quite a few friends that way...and a lot of respect, but now as a junior I've either beaten anyone who wants to mess with me...or I know who not to fuck with. And I've never ever faught dirty. I've been in a fight where a guy swung at me with a lead pipe...I ducked my head back and threw a 3 peice for his face only the first 2 punches landed though...the last (left) put him on his ass...and that was that...

[dero84]

i think i could rock that black guy, those kicks to the face were bitch moves though i think........

[Sniper]

WTF is up with the dude in the red getting that little kick in before the dude in the white starts kickin' him in the head?....and why are they standing the middle of a feild with 50 peopel around?

[datsun510dude]

that black dood sounds crazy. I dont usually hear black guys scream like little bitches. :) i think its a kid who talked crap about black people cause it seems like theres 2 black doods pickin on him (red and white shirt) if u look at the people watching...theres no black people =/ .......Duh Duh Dun!:haha:

[datsun510dude]

One time this guy stole and broke 2 of my Skankin Pickle CDs and i rescently got him back by letting the air out of his tires :)

[Harvey]

In 8th grade this one kid stole something of mine and I told him if he didnt give it back I would hit him. He never gave it back so I put him in a headlock for like 15 seconds then let go then he punched me in my chest (kinda hurt but not really) then I hit him the head area and he stoped fighting me and then it was broke up by some other students. I got 3 days in school suspension, and the other kid got 1 day in school suspension for stealing my stuff.

[Angel5]

Originally posted by apollo
thats why i fight naked

Yeah and you keep your buck nekkid ass the fuck away from me.

[entix]

onetime i was playing basketball outside and my cat was all raar so i was like fuck you and threw it into a bush.

[entix]

what ever happened to settling disputes with a good ole breakdance-off?

[entix]

either or.

i think the white kid would have still lost though.

[Fenrir]

When you throw the first one, don't hook around like that kid did, go straight out; you can't see it and they go faster. When you throw the first one, don't hook around like that kid did, go straight out; you can't see it and they go faster.

Aim for the nose or chin. If nose, swing at an up angle; if you do it right, you'll break his nose; fight over. If chin, hit 'em from the side; if done right you break his jaw; fight over.

If they're standin in front of you in that fighting, sideways stance, kick his shin below the knee or right above the foot and do it hard. Breaking his leg or ancle will stop shit pretty quickly.

In the end, get the first punch and make it count, if you stop it right away; if you hit him hard enough to put him down no one else is going to fuck with you either.

Well shit Milkman. Someone knows his stuff ;)

Yea, in the long run the best thing in a fight to do is break the nose. I've seen it happen in a few fights and EVERY TIME the person is KO'd from blow. They might recover in a few seconds but by then they have no clue as to where they are.

Legs are really good to kick out. Most people in fights make these 3 biggest mistakes:

1) Throw haymakers (worse fucking punch in history)

2) Don't guard their legs *cough* it's realy easy to keep people off guard like that *cough*

3) square up and put their dukes up like a boxer. Fucking stupid. Boxers can put their guard up that way because they aren't allowed to get hit below the the belt. In a real fight you'd never put your elbows in such an awkward situation.

In the end I think the black guy seemed to hit like a ***** if he couldn't take the kid out with that many hits. But he did do the best thing by a) pulling the hood over and b) jumping on him with punches and not getting off.

And against most people I would kick....but you can get away with it if you do it right. :D

[JERMS]

The rules of my high school was.. if you got in a fight.. The first person that goes down gets stumped by the crowd.. So you better hope your boys are around to get your back..


I've seen some pretty bad fights.. I seen a dude get in a fight witht he crowd.. He started the fight off with one person.. but then they kept switchin people.. then next thing you know he was just fightin to stay up.. He lost 2 teeth outta the whole thing.. Nobody got in trouble at my school for it too lol.. Some dude at my school lost an eye at a fight.. I went to a ghetto school though...

[Scott]

ah...the old pulling the sweater technique. good thing someone was watching those hockey games.

p.s. you never want to fight a hockey player.

[StiCcKyFiNgAaZ]

i think its a bitch move kickin someone while theyre down when they obviously cant fight. the only time i would fight dirty is if i feared for my life. the last thing you wanna do is accidently kill someone.

[weemanskater87]

Looong read, but ya never know... one day you might need it... and not mine, copied from somewhere


This file will explain the basics of hand-to-hand combat, and will tell of the best places to strike and kill an enemy. When engaged in hand-to-hand combat, your life is always at stake. There is only one purpose in combat, and that is to kill your enemy. Never face an enemy with the idea of knocking him out. The chances are extremely good that he will kill YOU instead. When a weapon is not available, one must resort to the full use of his natural weapons. The natural weapons are:

1.The knife edge of your hands.
2.Fingers folded at the second joint or knuckle.
3.The protruding knuckle of your second finger.
4.The heel of your hand.
5.Your boot
6.Elbows
7.Knees
8.Your Teeth.

Attacking is a primary factor. A fight was never won by defensive action. Attack with all of your strength. At any point or any situation, some vulnerable point on your enemies body will be open for attack. Do this while screaming as screaming has two purposes.

1.To frighten and confuse your enemy.
2.To allow you to take a deep breath which, in turn, will put more oxygen in your blood stream.

Your balance and balance of your enemy are two important factors; since, if you succeed in making your enemy lose his balance, the chances are nine to one that you can kill him in your next move. The best over-all stance is where your feet are spread about shoulders width apart, with your right foot about a foot ahead of the left. Both arms should be bent at the elbows parallel to each other. Stand on the balls of your feet and bend your waist slightly. Kind of like a boxer's crouch. Employing a sudden movement or a scream or yell can throw your enemy off-balance. There are many vulnerable points of the body. We will cover them now:

Eyes: Use your fingers in a V-shape and attack in gouging motion.

Nose:(Extremely vulnerable) Strike with the knife edge of the hand along the bridge, which will cause breakage, sharp pain, temporary blindness, and if the blow is hard enough, death. Also, deliver a blow with the heel of your hand in an upward motion, this will shove the bone up into the brain causing death.

Adam's Apple: This spot is usually pretty well protected, but if you get the chance, strike hard with the knife edge of your hand. This should sever the wind-pipe, and then it's all over in a matter of minutes.

Temple: There is a large artery up here, and if you hit it hard enough, it will cause death. If you manage to knock your enemy down, kick him in the temple, and he'll never get up again.

Back of the Neck: A rabbit punch, or blow delivered to the base of the neck can easily break it, but to be safe, it is better to use the butt of a gun or some other heavy blunt object.

Upper lip: A large network of nerves are located. These nerves are extremely close to the skin. A sharp upward blow will cause extreme pain, and unconsciousness.

Ears: Coming up from behind an enemy and cupping the hands in a clapping motion over the victims ears can kill him immediately. The vibrations caused from the clapping motion will burst his eardrums, and cause internal bleeding in the brain.

Groin: A VERY vulnerable spot. If left open, get it with knee hard, and he'll buckle over very fast.

Kidneys: A large nerve that branches off to the spinal cord comes very close to the skin at the kidneys. A direct blow with the knife edge of your hand can cause death.



Only fight I ever got into wasn't even really a fight and in 8th grade Some little punk told me he was going to smash my head into a brick wall, so I said go for it. As I turned around and walked away, I hear him running at me from behind, he tackles me and as we go down I plant a nice elbow into the side of his head. It ended up with the little baby crying and a one day suspension.

[poplock22]

The 2 fights i've been in, I managed to win. I left the "power" fighting alone and went with agility, speed, quickness, and mostly used that kind of stuff. Both fights, I grabbed him in a head lock, reached my foot around behind his, took out both legs which caused him to fall with me still in control, landing on him ready for anything. For me, technique instead of power is the way to go.

[Nick]

A) Fighting is lame.
B) That black dude throws punches like a girl.
C) That white kid should be at home playing Atari.
D) Why did the black guy come at his with his crotch?
E) That black guy yells funny. I'd laugh if I heard him in person
F) What the hell happened with the apple?

[Malachi]

Originally posted by Nick
A) Fighting is lame.
B) That black dude throws punches like a girl.
C) That white kid should be at home playing Atari.
D) Why did the black guy come at his with his crotch?
E) That black guy yells funny. I'd laugh if I heard him in person
F) What the hell happened with the apple?


I agree, life is just too short to fight and eat meat. (har)

[ILL-Eagle]

neither one can fight worth a damn

the black guy was quick but weak, he punched like a little bitch.

the white boy.........he was just sad, lets see...how would smokey put it



"BITCH YOU GOT KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT!"

[ILL-Eagle]

Originally posted by gojigen
if I was there, I would beat that ****** down.... and go have lunch with my African American friends afterwards....thats a ******, fucker should know that the LITTLE kid cant fight from the first shot. I laugh at the stupid ******, cant even speak english....what the fuck is BREATH BABY!!!! not like he was fighting Tyson. I dont know....being from hawaii, I love to see a good fight and I love to be in a up and up fight... That ****** will be dead on the news one day as a statistic.

I am in no way raicest. My Security engineer is a Jamaican and my HR manager is a Black man from Cali. They taught me the differance between a ****** like that one and a real black man.


I dont know wtf he meant by the whole "breath bitch" thing...the only thing I can think of is that he was trying to jack a quote from Training Day.

and living in Hawaii is a bitch...thats the most racist place anyone can live man. I lived on Scofield for 3 years and everyone fucking hated each other. but I still loved it :)








Sorry for the Double post

[ILL-Eagle]

lol

i gon wop yo ass to de kind ya

[Malachi]

I think we should bomb hawaii into seafloor rubble and then build an exact replica where it once was.

[ILL-Eagle]

why?