Stupid questions here!!

[EvilMakoto]

Here's a short list of stupid questions I came up with:

Can I subscribe to SRO magazines?
What can I do to my car and how much will it cost?
Can anyone open a can of beans with their teeth?
What's better, a Civic or a shopping cart?
What are the molecular differences between pepsi and coke?
Can I make my car into an airplane, and how much will it cost?
How do I get the bondo on my car to stop weighing so much?
What's the difference between a rotary engine and a wankel motor?
My car won't run, how do I fix it?
My girlfriend's a bitch, what can I do about it?
What should I do to my car's interior?
What's rice?
Do aluminum wings look cool?
Is FnF cool?
Is a rubber chicken as strong as a condom?



Well, back to class...

[joobojesse]

:wtf :confused: :lame

[The Steve]

i heard one on the radio this morning.

How much will it cost to add a second steering wheel to my car.

um yes sir I want 2 steering wheels.

can it be done?

answer---yes

How much will it cost?

answer- A LOT

(on a comercial i heard this morning)

[santarulz]

Can I subscribe to SRO magazines? no
What can I do to my car and how much will it cost? not much, a lot
Can anyone open a can of beans with their teeth? no
What's better, a Civic or a shopping cart? civic
What are the molecular differences between pepsi and coke? coke >>> pepsi
Can I make my car into an airplane, and how much will it cost? no
How do I get the bondo on my car to stop weighing so much? buy bondo light
What's the difference between a rotary engine and a wankel motor? no idea
My car won't run, how do I fix it? take it to the shop
My girlfriend's a bitch, what can I do about it? get a boyfriend
What should I do to my car's interior? rip it apart
What's rice? posers
Do aluminum wings look cool? depends to whom
Is FnF cool? depends to whom
Is a rubber chicken as strong as a condom? stronger

[EvilMakoto]

Maybe, but I figured I'd attempt to encourage people to drop all the random questions (car related, despite my example) in here so I don't have to browse all over looking for the funny ones.

It keeps me entertained while in class...

One more for the road:

Why do manufacturers insist on running billions of wires that lead to nowhere all over the cars? Copper's precious, you know..

[EvilMakoto]

Second steering wheel? As in functional, on passenger side, or on top of each other?

Hmmmm....

Nope, can't figure out why anyone would want to do that.

I'd think backseat drivers were bad enough..

[LOSTCAUSE]

2nd steering wheel for student driver cars

[QwanSanchez]

Ya Drivers Ed Cars have the 2nd steering wheel and brake pedal on the passanger side

[memosevensix]

Originally posted by EvilMakoto
What's better, a Civic or a shopping cart?
a shopping cart!:haha:

My girlfriend's a bitch, what can I do about it?
smack tha hoe!:bam:

Is a rubber chicken as strong as a condom?
i sure hope so!!:confused:

B]


these are the only ones i felt like answering.:moon:

[EvilMakoto]

Originally posted by QwanSanchez
Ya Drivers Ed Cars have the 2nd steering wheel and brake pedal on the passanger side

The drivers ed car I learned in only had a passenger brake pedal. I feel jipped.

[Angel5]

Ah, more people wanting to subscribe to the SRO magazine.
Yeah sure, post up your address!

[Mr Rogers]

Can anyone open a can of beans with their teeth?yes
What's better, a Civic or a shopping cart? depends on the situation, racing go with the shopping cart, killer lauches out of the hole
Can I make my car into an airplane, and how much will it cost? alot, possibly
What's rice? a food or a ufo type looking vehicle.

[EvilMakoto]

"What's rice? a food or a ufo type looking vehicle."

LOL