View Full Version : For only $195,000...
WhiteSSP
01-25-2003, 06:34 AM
...You could have this Eclipse (http://www.autotrader.com/findacar/vdetail.jtmpl?car_id=101175163&dealer_id=&make=MIT&distance=any&max_price=200000&model=ECLIP&advcd_on=n&end_year=2003&min_price=190000&certified=n&address=23693&search_type=used&advanced=n&start_year=1982&color=&car_year=1995)
Thats right $195000. This car is made completely of carbon fiber and only has the weight of a newborn kitten. It runs a 1/4 track time of a meir 2 thenths of a seconds due to the fact of its massive V12 Hemi motor and 5 150 shots of Nitrous, and over 50 different stickers on the side that add at least 5hp a pop. Ladies and Gentlemen this car has the worlds strongest airbag suspension which allows you to do backflips while going 150 mph on the highway. I have also included a Flux Capacitor if you want to install that on your own time, but it is not the new model that runs on trash, but the old one that runs on plutonium (which I am fresh out of)
nudesleepa
01-25-2003, 07:58 AM
Picture a black eclipse w. no mods
nudesleepa
01-25-2003, 07:59 AM
Originally posted by DiaVolo
looks like a sleeper to me. ;)
Looks like somone beat me...
swamp foXXX
01-25-2003, 08:17 AM
Yea...whoa...thats the best ad I've seen on autotrader...only 195000 DAMN thats a deal....:bow:
Kenshi
01-25-2003, 08:56 AM
Carbon Fiber my ass....:haha:
Back flips. Now that is fucking cool.
firefly1_0
01-26-2003, 03:27 PM
Flux Capacitor eh????
i need to get one of those.
asad said
Back flips. Now that is fucking cool.
i've seen them, they really are
89 Mirage EVO
01-26-2003, 11:31 PM
Don't you have to pay to post on AutoTrader???:confused:
Spysnail
01-27-2003, 10:16 AM
Hmm, I may have to use my Superelectromagnetacular Teledimensional Transporter to get some Plutonium.
Then I may buy it...
But a 1/4 in 2 tenths of a second..cmon, my grandmother can do better than that..dunno if its worth 195 gs
wildcat111
01-27-2003, 06:49 PM
Originally posted by firefly1_0
Flux Capacitor eh????
GREAT SCOTT, Marty!!!!
I have this strange urge to call the number.
3000cc nismo
01-27-2003, 11:27 PM
Its all about the stickers that give it 5 hp a pop
lmfao:haha:
mouse
01-29-2003, 09:04 AM
i am really at a loss for words on this one........
LOSTCAUSE
01-29-2003, 09:25 AM
who needs NAAAAWWWWSSSS when u can have FLUX!!!!
tinkis
01-29-2003, 03:27 PM
looks like it needs a camber correction kit on the back, it seems a bit tilted inward.
mrturkman
01-30-2003, 09:19 PM
Are there really mods!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If not your retarded......
LOSTCAUSE
01-30-2003, 11:16 PM
Originally posted by mrturkman
Are there really mods!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If not your retarded......
kid ur in no position to make any judgments. post up something useful before calling somebody retarded. matter of fact, get ur license first, get behind the wheel, get under the hood before saying anything. judging from the threads u started in "anything goes" u dont know jackshit about cars. ur like ricer larva, not quite a ricer but definitely gonna be a ricer if given time. and i'm not some guy flaming a newbie, i'm a newbie that has knowledge about cars thats flaming a 14 year old newbie who only know the fast and the furious
and ur a post whore!!!:flip: :flip: :flip:
Civic_Sleeper
01-31-2003, 08:26 PM
Flux Capacitor eh????
How does the track keep time when you end up before you left the line?...can you get negative numbers? lol
C_S
650TACO
02-02-2003, 03:09 PM
Thats more stupid than funny :o
-Paul
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