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BlackBob
11-28-2002, 01:03 PM
Step 1: Go buy a turkey
Step 2: Take a drink of whiskey (scotch) OR JD
Step 3: Put turkey in the oven
Step 4: Take another 2 drinks of whiskey
Step 5: Set the degree at 375 ovens
Step 6: Take 3 more whiskeys of drink
Step 7: Turn oven the on
Step 8: Take 4 whisks of drinky
Step 9: Turk the bastey
Step 10: Whiskey another bottle of get
Step 11: Stick a turkey in the thermometer
Step 12: Glass yourself a pour of whiskey
Step 13: Bake the whiskey for 4 hours
Step 14: Take the oven out of the turkey
Step 15: Take the oven out of the turkey
Step 16: Floor the turkey up off of the pick
Step 17: Turk the carvey
Step 18: Get yourself another scottle of botch
Step 19: Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey
Step 20: Bless the saying, pass and eat out

gsxtreme
11-28-2002, 02:57 PM
LOL, I botch my already whisty tooo!

BlackBob
11-29-2002, 09:21 AM
lol

Spiderman
11-30-2002, 03:36 AM
ahahahhaha.

that sounds like my uncle's thanksgiving dinner right there!

BlackBob
12-01-2002, 06:29 AM
Originally posted by Spiderman
ahahahhaha.

that sounds like my uncle's thanksgiving dinner right there!

He must have one hell of a thanksgiving then.