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greg
11-06-2002, 08:35 PM
I just got IMed by some guy out of the blue by some total whacko. the whole tme i was like What in the hell??...heres the convo.


ScoreAustin: yeah
ScoreAustin: i streetrace
FocusHB racer: huh?
ScoreAustin: what kind of car do u drive
FocusHB racer: <= look
ScoreAustin: okay

ScoreAustin: so u like to race

ScoreAustin: u have nos in ur car

FocusHB racer: nope
FocusHB racer: <= All Motor
ScoreAustin: what kind of engen v6/ve

ScoreAustin: do u dirtbike ?
FocusHB racer: I4..no
ScoreAustin: what kind of engen do u have v6/v8

FocusHB racer: I4
ScoreAustin: which engen

ScoreAustin: do u have in ur car
ScoreAustin: yeah nice
FocusHB racer: I have an I4
ScoreAustin: nice

FocusHB racer: an Inline $ cylinder
FocusHB racer: *4
ScoreAustin: i have a acuraentagra fullspeed

FocusHB racer: hmm...fullspeed?
ScoreAustin: nice huh

ScoreAustin: yeah
FocusHB racer: an entegra??
ScoreAustin: v6
engen
FocusHB racer: yeah? which one?
FocusHB racer: the SR20?
ScoreAustin: yeah

ScoreAustin: think so
FocusHB racer: sweet
ScoreAustin: yeah

FocusHB racer: how fast is it?
FocusHB racer: u runnin single digits yet?
ScoreAustin: yeah
FocusHB racer: sweet
ScoreAustin: 120
FocusHB racer: 120?
ScoreAustin: what kind of ride u have ?

FocusHB racer: i have a focus hatchback
ScoreAustin: thats ok

ScoreAustin: im 19
FocusHB racer: so am i
ScoreAustin: acura entage fullspeed
ScoreAustin: cool

FocusHB racer: how much did it cost you?
ScoreAustin: 15 grand
ScoreAustin: yeah
FocusHB racer: for everything?
ScoreAustin: no that is just for the nos bottle
ScoreAustin: i have for my car
FocusHB racer: 15grand for the Nos Bottle? you got ripped off
ScoreAustin: i got in to a fight with an old guy thinks i tuched his car
ScoreAustin: but i did not tuche his car

ScoreAustin: i know totaly
FocusHB racer: Is there someone in charge of you?
ScoreAustin: my girl freind called his old wife a criper
ScoreAustin: no
FocusHB racer: hmm...
ScoreAustin: why
FocusHB racer: i was just wondering...
FocusHB racer: do you wear a helmet?
ScoreAustin: oh

ScoreAustin: no
ScoreAustin: i dont skate
ScoreAustin: i bmx
FocusHB racer: oh
ScoreAustin: free style
FocusHB racer: what kinda bike do you have?
FocusHB racer: Gt Dyno?
ScoreAustin: a old school bike man
ScoreAustin: free agent

ScoreAustin: u listen to eminem

ScoreAustin: lose ur self
FocusHB racer: yeah all the time...hes so cool
ScoreAustin: yeah
he rules
ScoreAustin: guess who his daughter is
FocusHB racer: who?
ScoreAustin: hailey
FocusHB racer: really? do you kno her?
ScoreAustin: and his girl freind in the movie stan was dido
ScoreAustin: yeah
ScoreAustin: im devin sawa
FocusHB racer: stan, they mad that into a movie?
ScoreAustin: yeah
ScoreAustin: in devin sawa i played eminem in the movie stan
FocusHB racer: oh you are that gay teen actor?
ScoreAustin: no
FocusHB racer: oh
ScoreAustin: eminem is 27
ScoreAustin: im only 19
FocusHB racer: have you ever been in the hospital?
ScoreAustin: yeah
FocusHB racer: for a head injury?
ScoreAustin: yeah
ScoreAustin: xgames 2002
FocusHB racer: i thoghut so...
FocusHB racer: *thought
ScoreAustin: yeah
xgames 2002
ScoreAustin: how did u know
ScoreAustin: ?

FocusHB racer: i have that kinda power
ScoreAustin: cool
ScoreAustin: do u think u saw me n the xgames
FocusHB racer: no, i can jst tell that you have hurt your head before
FocusHB racer: when you were little, did your parents tell you that you were special?
ScoreAustin: matt
ScoreAustin: yeah
FocusHB racer: and did uget to wear one of those leashes?
ScoreAustin: this is matt
ScoreAustin: yeah
ScoreAustin: this is the xgames matt
ScoreAustin: free style bmxer
ScoreAustin: matt hoff man

ScoreAustin: that is me
ScoreAustin: im matthoffman
FocusHB racer: i thought he was a pro skater
ScoreAustin: no im a pro bmxer

ScoreAustin: tony hawk is a skater
im matthoffman
ScoreAustin: i do both
FocusHB racer: did you ever lick the windows of the short yellow bus?
ScoreAustin: yeah
FocusHB racer: ahh...well i have to go now
ScoreAustin: okay bye
FocusHB racer: may god have mercy on your soul
ScoreAustin: i have a sun that skates
ScoreAustin: he is 6 years old
ScoreAustin: he can ollie over a funbox
ScoreAustin: so yeah
ScoreAustin: okay
PsYkOtiCs
11-06-2002, 08:44 PM
hahahahahaha wtf was that guy smoking!? he was talking nonscence
Lithium
11-06-2002, 08:49 PM
OMG.. some ppl can be so stupid! :haha:
Jackie
11-06-2002, 09:32 PM
Heh... My 8-year-old can carry on a more intelligent chat than that. :haha:
PNG
11-06-2002, 10:10 PM
Originally posted by Jackie
Heh... My 8-year-old can carry on a more intelligent chat than that. :haha:

It's a shame his verbal communication skills are limited to mostly burping... :p
SjCiViCHB
11-06-2002, 10:30 PM
haha....damm what the hell happened to him!? someone just take the keyboard away from him.
PKR Integra
11-06-2002, 10:36 PM
*looks around VERY confused* why would you want to carry a conversation on that long?
pkrSE-R
11-06-2002, 10:43 PM
greg, WTF was that?
you got some wierd ass friends
Speedydick
11-06-2002, 10:56 PM
dude maybe he's retarded or something and all his life people have been shunting him aside and he just wants attention. Sometimes I really feel for people like this. Y'know those 'special kids'. They don't really have any friends and most of the time people are making fun of them and bullying them and calling them stupid names. So yeah sometimes I do try to be nice to them and be their friend. Ok most of you are prolly gonna say I'm talking too much now and I must be some retarded dude too. Oh well......
Angry
11-06-2002, 11:19 PM
I think greg is the one who got played.

because I do that also IM people and pretend to be a dumbass, then I post the message showing me being a dumbass.
psycheb
11-06-2002, 11:33 PM
Originally posted by Angry
I think greg is the one who got played.

because I do that also IM people and pretend to be a dumbass, then I post the message showing me being a dumbass.

so that u can look like a dumbass in front of everyone? :confused: fun.
Angry
11-06-2002, 11:37 PM
It would be funny if you find this same convo on another board tittled "fun with someone"
B R I A N
11-06-2002, 11:54 PM
Originally posted by Angry
It would be funny if you find this same convo on another board tittled "fun with someone"
umm the scoreaustin guy didnt look like he was having fun or anything, he didnt get focushb to say anything stupid or anything like that. Doesnt seem like focushb would be the jackass of this convo. . ..:confused:
Speedydick
11-07-2002, 12:25 AM
lol, this just reminds me. That's exactly what I used to do a long time ago during the IRC days. I would enter foreign(usually non-english speaking channels) and annoy everyone in a variety of ways including private messaging people and try speaking in their own language and end up getting banned or ignored and I'll copy and paste the logs onto my regular channels so people can have a good laugh. One of the best is still getting into christian channels with nicks like 666 and satan_rules etc. and telling them how great it is to worship the serpent.
ShadyMilkman
11-07-2002, 12:55 AM
wow, i initally read it laughing my ass off, but suddenly started to feel bad... Seriously though, is it right for me to be laughing when there is a good possibility he's mentally handicap in some way...?

...eh, why the fuck not. That's some funny shit. :D
complex
11-07-2002, 03:24 AM
Originally posted by Speedydick
lol, this just reminds me. That's exactly what I used to do a long time ago during the IRC days. I would enter foreign(usually non-english speaking channels) and annoy everyone in a variety of ways including private messaging people and try speaking in their own language and end up getting banned or ignored and I'll copy and paste the logs onto my regular channels so people can have a good laugh. One of the best is still getting into christian channels with nicks like 666 and satan_rules etc. and telling them how great it is to worship the serpent.
Hells yes! Raiding #irc4kids and #bearcave, those were the good old days. Too bad I'm perm banned from them now and I'm too lazy to change my vhost...

When we find a good target, usually at least half of our channel will join in on the fun. Good times.
NotAMonte86
11-07-2002, 03:46 AM
Sounds like ScoreAustin would fit in perfectly here... especially in the chat room.
Moloko
11-07-2002, 04:32 AM
I get Im's like this all the time. I guess its because I sit in the chatroom all day. Go ahead, go in there now. Im sitting in there unless my net connection died.
dropcivx
11-07-2002, 05:10 AM
Dude, you were talking with Matt Hoffman! Do you know who that is? Man you should feel lucky.:eek:
LyChEeGuRL69
11-28-2002, 07:24 PM
ahahahahahahha omg
Asad
11-29-2002, 02:36 AM
Full Speed Entegra with a 15k NOS bottle. That thing must be SO nice!

:headbang: :hump:
tinkis
11-29-2002, 04:54 AM
urge to kill rising Rising RISING!:mad:
Gothik*Racer
05-22-2003, 08:03 PM
uh damn that was really hilarious, especially the " have you ever been to a hospital?" part.. hahahaha


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Asad
05-22-2003, 08:42 PM
Wow, I remeber this post....I think.
psycheb
05-23-2003, 02:55 AM
it was still funny second time around.. but why u bring it back gothic racer.. and didn't even act like it's half a yr old?
wjcsmithinc
05-24-2003, 05:41 PM
Greg! How dare you publish our private conversations! No seriously, if this kid is retarded or something, how is it that he: a. has managed to install and setup AIM, b. Has managed to track down your screen name, and c. was able to recall all that useless information such as who Matt Hoffman/Tony Hawk is, etc. I think we should all just laugh at him. I doubt he's really mentally deficient. Oh, I'm sorry: "special"